Planning to do a Google

Mr Cameron and Mr Osborne asked if it wouldn’t mind paying something in tax, and Google said “there you”.

It put a whole new meaning on self-assessment.

So the next time, instead of filling in all that self-assessment tax return paperwork, I’m going to send off three per cent of my earnings.

I can hear all those working-class Tories bleating on, how Google never paid anything under the last Labour Government.

Do yourselves a favour and Google the word “naive”.

Gerald Taylor,

Catcote Road,

Hartlepool.